The Real JWOWW

The following are reasons why my JWOWW owes me big time:

  1. Making sure she doesn't fall off the kitchen counter at Christmas parties
  2. Not posting videos of her dancing at Blue Collar Bar in Dallas
  3. Avoiding getting both of our asses kicked outside of The Slip Inn as she's trying unsuccessfully to break up a fight
  4. Admitting her to the Admirals Club in San Diego
  5. Upgrading her from coach to business class on international flights
  6. Driving her from LAX to SAN at midnight on a horror movie-esque night
  7. Taking her luggage as my primary carry-on on a full flight

That's not to say my JWOWW is entirely without merit. She has done the following amazing thing:

  1. Been my wedding date

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